The Jamaican Shoebox

The act of cumming on to a partners shoes and shoving the cumstained shoes into any orifice.

I bought shoes the other night just to give her the Jamaican Shoebox

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shitty shoebox

The point where you shove your foot up someone's ass and when you pull it out shit comes with it

I'm gonna give Zachary a shitty shoebox

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A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.

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A very peculiar insult. It is typically used to describe that the person, that it is being said to, is stupid and/or ugly.

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Very smallish (or very tiny) and very overpriced condo

Why would anyone buy an overinflated shoebox? Get a studio apartment instead.

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Similar to being in the closet; Someone who is in the closet about their foot fetish

Mike: ....Hell no i don’t suck toes, that’s disgusting

Mike’s gf: You damn liar, you sucked my toes last night. Stop being in the shoebox

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The act of putting one's receipt into an organizational system of shoe boxes.

I got a receipt when I bought my iPhone, so I shoeboxed it on Shoeboxed.com!

shoeboxed by Michael Ansel September 22, 2007

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