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No Shit Sherlock 

Extremely, obvious sentence, that you respond: thank you watson, or fuck you watson etc.
a) kid to dad: look that's a bird

Dad: wow... how did you know that? (Thinking to yell out loud: No shit sherlock!)
b) guy with an eyepatch: i'm half blind you know?

Guy: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Guy with an eyepatch: thank you watson
No Shit Sherlock by ChicksForDays August 17, 2015

no shit sherlock! 

An expression, used towards stupid mofo's, who make a complete idiotic remark, which is logic or obvious as hell.
rich boy: look at me, i've got money, i have prestige, i'm capitalistic!
dude (slightly irritated): No Shit Sherlock! *hits him*
no shit sherlock! by ParaNoia April 10, 2004

no shit sherlock 

A joke to say to a friend. Based on Sherlock Holmes being clever and yo friend stating the obvvious. demonstrated below:
Dude: Hey, you've got a beard dude!

Dude 2 (rolling eyes) no shit sherlock! You are such a douchebag!

Laughter follows
no shit sherlock by codfather December 9, 2013

No Shit Sherlock 

Me: Ha, it’s Florida, I bet it’s hot
Omniscient person: No Shit Sherlock

Oh shit Sherlock

A turn on the original phrase "No shit, Sherlock" used to emphasize that, after careful investigation, shit has indeed been found.
First use by Ms Kruger
Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Sherlock!"
Oh shit Sherlock by TREE(3) December 10, 2017

no shit sherlock 

one of the three necessary/best word phrases in the U.S. language; fuckhead,piss off
janet: piss off
bob: no shit sherlock
janet: fuckhead
no shit sherlock by pofhnss January 27, 2008