Shake a hand at it 

When a male or female is just attractive enough that you would potentially shake you're hand in the "so-so" action. This being when your hand is held out and rocked back and forth to give an "okay or mediocre" judgment rather then a strong approval or dis-approval.

When someones looks are neither good nor bad.

"What did you think of that girl you met last night at the party?" "Eh...I'd shake a hand at it."

Shake a hand at it by jkalas October 9, 2009

shake the hand of the unemployed 

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

shake the hand of the unemployed by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

Shake your hand 

A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”

So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”

Shake your hand by YuOfTheNight August 16, 2019

shake my hand boi

shake my hand boy

person 1: is dat a new shirt bruv?
Person 2: Yer man
Person 1: SHAKE MY HAND BOI!

shake my hand boi by CG October 10, 2003

Shake My Hand 

Sometimes interchangeable with Tucheansele, but shake my hand has to be for some good statement while Tucheansele can be for anything that was powerful, even if it insulted you.

Manny: The good trails are that way.
Alex: Shake My Hand.

Shake My Hand by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

shake my other hand 

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation

Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand

shake my other hand by Pussy eating champion February 10, 2017

Shake Hands With the President 

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.

1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!

Shake Hands With the President by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006