Sergeant Twinkle 

The act of jizzing in someone's eye.

Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.

Sergeant Twinkle by Mogle January 5, 2009

Sergeant Major 

Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.

“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”

Sergeant Major by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020

Sergeant Crowley 

1. A lying ass police officer.

2. Any man of authority who seriously violates the constitutional rights of another human being and gets away with it scott free.

That pervert actor over there just flashed me, but the director didn't do anything about it -- he's such a Sergeant Crowley.

Sergeant Crowley by EManII August 2, 2009

sergeant arse-fuck 

have a guess

Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

sergeant arse-fuck by jonny rotten pants June 28, 2009

Sergeant Johnson 

The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: VIVA LA SERGEANT JOHNSON!

Sergeant Johnson by Twitchy4360 July 20, 2011

Sergeant Johnson 

When you are getting head, on a really cumfy bed, smoking a fat blunt, and playing halo reach at the same time

charlie was on the bed getting a sergeant johnson from lexi. and halo reach is godly

Sergeant Johnson by blazingcrazing69 August 7, 2010

sergeant light prick

Someone who is anal about turning off the lights.

Dan- "can I just remind everyone to turn the light off after using the toilet"
Jen- " dan stop being such a sergeant light prick"

sergeant light prick by r siz October 11, 2013