Cock Scone 

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

Cock Scone by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

Scone 

any sort of hand-held lighter.

Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.

Scone by michael richie smith January 9, 2011

Jone Scone 

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.

Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???

Jone Scone by Double JJ own March 21, 2009

the scone  

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

the scone by the Trogg March 3, 2008

Scone-head 

A term of affection for young family members, friends' kids, etc. Used mainly in Liverpool, UK. Presumably a corruption of the Dutch "schoonheid" for (a) beauty/handsome, from the German "Schönheit"; (a) beauty.

Come 'ed scone-head; giz a go on that Playstation!

Scone-head by Heurrgh June 14, 2018

Scone-balking 

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.

Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.

Scone-balking by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

Utah Scone

Deep fried dough anywhere else, usually served with butter or fruit. Just "scone" to Utahns and Mormons.

Bro I can't believe they used Utah scones for these Navajo tacos.

Utah Scone by HammerNail September 11, 2023