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Sauna Rich

Someone that is super rich, rolls in cash and has got everything you could think of... Spa rich is the downgrade of sauna rich... everyone has a spa but you gotta be sauna rich to have a sauna in your crib!
Sauna rich guy: Hey Baby... Whats your name? lets get out of here, somewhere a little quieter and cosy...

Girl next day to her girlfriends: Last night was wild... I met this guy he had everything, cars, pool, spa, sauna

other girls: damm sauna rich?
Sauna Rich by kota man aka nifty October 20, 2012
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sauna-off 

1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.
Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
sauna-off by shakka July 13, 2013

Sauna Scrap

To fool around in a sexual nature while in a sauna. Sauna Scrap involves two parties, clothed or unclothed. A Sauna Crap can go from kissing to oral to sex. As long as it's sexual and takes place in a sauna.
Mia and Max had a Sauna Scrap at the party.

Tristan and Phoenix dreamed of having a Sauna Scrap together.

Sauna Snuggle 

When it's too hot to cuddle but you do it anyway
My Gf took one for the team it was a helluva sauna snuggle
Sauna Snuggle by małpa July 14, 2021

sauna marine

The prime minister of Finland, Sanna Marin, is actually a sauna marine in disguise. He is on a mission to provide more saunas to the globe.
What is the sauna marine doing there?
—He's heating up the competition.
sauna marine by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

Sauna: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sauna: The First Juvenile Release

sauna: The first Juvenile discharge release Style 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: sauna: The first Juvenile discharge release Style