food ruiner

A person who Smothers everything with ketchup or other sauces even when the food was already delicious

Tony told Chelsea she was a food ruiner as she squeezed a bottle of ketchup on her filet mignon.

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Childhood ruiner

Just a controversial type of person who ruins someone's childhood, they have probably existed since the invention of the internet.

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Someone who constantly ruins your life with their perfection, and smiles while they do it

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Steven Moffat

Damn, that Steven Moffat is a life ruiner with all these cliffhangers!

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A non-excuse for not playing a video game with all your friends while also not wanting to give an actual, legit reason why.

Derek: I don't want to play that game... it's a life ruiner!

Flint: Why do you think it's a life ruiner?

Derek: ... because, it is.

Flint: ... k

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Something or somebody that destroys your life beyond repair, like drug addiction, unplanned pregnancy, or being disfigured.

He got accepted to an Ivy League college, but he can't go because he knocked up his girlfriend. What a life ruiner.

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