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cooter rooter 

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
cooter rooter by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008

mad rooter 

A mad rooter is an Australian term for a good friend that has a wild sense of humour . A friend that’s got your back and would do almost anything for you.
“Oi ya mad rooter, what’s goin’ on??”

“Have a look at this mad rooter”

You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”

pooter rooter 

The act of sticking a man's genitalia in a woman or another mans rectum.
I am such a pooter rooter that I stuck it in Alice's ass without even asking.
pooter rooter by sniplod April 11, 2015

zooter the rooter

zooter the rooter is a well known name for kye. absolutely spectacular in and out of bed
zooter the rooter back at it again pullin all the muffs
zooter the rooter by kpky February 23, 2022

ram rooter 

An derogatory way to refer to New Zealanders, suggesting that they have sex with rams. Derivative of sheep shagger.
New Zealander: We win the rugby again

Australian: Piss off ram rooter
ram rooter by ajmason87 July 17, 2006

dog rooter

one who just likes to be a complete dickhead
john you are such a dog rooter for saying that
dog rooter by raidersfan June 29, 2010