Retired Discord Mod Day 

December 11 is retired discord mod day. All the retired mods get promoted to regular mods and all the regular mods get demoted to retired mods for a day.

Man, I can't figure out which server to nuke on Retired Discord Mod Day.

Retired Discord Mod Day by object_Object December 10, 2020

retired bisexual

Someone who used to consider themselves a fan of both men and women but now they just stick to the opposite gender

"Former butch" "Yeah my sister is a retired bisexual, she ain't into dat pussy no mo"

retired bisexual by coolitbutch July 15, 2017

Retired Gay

A former gay person who can test people claiming to be gay by sexual means but not seeking pleasure in it.

Steve:Hi Dave,did you hear the news,Gary is gay.
Dave:No he isn't.
Steve:How do you know?
Dave:because last week I heard this rumer and cornered him and tried to kiss him and he just was just gonna barf.thats why he isn't gay.
Steve:wow man,I didn't know you are gay.
Dave: I'm not.i was gay.now I'm a retired gay!

Retired Gay by Ajax Marshal October 28, 2020

Retired soul 

Someone(young person) who is less interested in many things that most people tend to be interested in.

My boyfriend is a retired soul.

Retired soul by Real Phil February 22, 2021

retired paste 

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

retired paste by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Retired Mullet 

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

Retired Mullet by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

retired masturbater 

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

retired masturbater by gigigig11 August 21, 2018