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i couldn't give a rat's ass 

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.
Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"

Rats-Assing

(1.) The act of bragging about something not at all worth bragging about. (2.) Someone who constantly brags or talks about things as if you should be jealous, when, in reality, you could really care less.
Walked into work with Lisa this morning. She was rats-assing about her weekend the whole way in.
Rats-Assing by Cap1941 August 7, 2010

give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something
mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?