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Green Apple Jolly Rancher 

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
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jolly rancher 

reffering to cough medicine in pill form - taken recreationally for the DXM causes you to "trip", also taken through normal cough syrup
i got them rainbow colors in my cup
jolly ranchers man this shit be good as fuck
thats the syrp mothafucker thats that syrp
-3 6 mafia
jolly rancher by bor December 16, 2004

Fag Rancher

One who is so gay they own a ranch of queers
Fag Rancher by Dick goldenrod February 21, 2010

Rimming rancher 

When you are having sex and your partner puts jolly ranchers (green apple) up you butt, and you poop them into her mouth while she rims you.
Last night my girl bought some jolly ranchers and I gave her the ole rimming rancher
Rimming rancher by Ch.FHI June 9, 2015

Jolly Rancher 

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.

slime rancher 

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.
slime rancher by algaeforenergy December 8, 2010