Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.

You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.

Put it on your wish list. by shakenspear June 15, 2020

Put it on allah 

When someone says something outlandish and wild that is unbelivable, as long as you make sure they put it on allah, they are telling the truth. However if they refuse they are most defintly capping.

Guy 1: "bro i fucked jenna ortega last week"
Guy 2: "put it on allah"
Guy 1: "on allah"
Guy 2: "holy shit"

Put it on allah by Bigboydefiner March 1, 2023

put it on Pause 

To stop what you where doing because you see something more intresting

I was talking to bob but than i say a hot girl walking by so i put it on pause

put it on Pause by Crunk6 September 25, 2010

put it on the clock 

To put it on the scale (usually drugs).

Example: That's 1g yo. I put it on the clock!

put it on the clock by Catmac821 January 24, 2016

put it on the book 

to upload information (photo, link, ect) on facebook

oh, that's a great pic ! Imma put it on the book ina sec

translation : this picture will be on my facebook page soon

put it on the book by shackmama May 18, 2010

Put It On The B 

To swear that something is completely true, swearing on the bible of somethings honesty

Person A: Yeah, me and her made out in the back room of the gym.
Person B: Pssh sure you did..
Person A: I did! I Put It On The B!

* Person A and B turn and see the same girl walk out of the gym back room with another guy

Person B: Well she is easy..

Put It On The B by Jermiahswog August 20, 2011

Put it on my tab 

1: A phrase used to express nonchalant disregard for a situation.

2: A phrase used in any and every situation when you have nothing else better to say.

Abhinav: "I'm having a baby"

Aaron: "Put it on my tab"

Taylor: "Hey guys, lets go eat at El Mezcal"

Aaron: "Put it on my tab"

Henry: "You're a douchebag"

Aaron: "Put it on my tab"

Put it on my tab by Mr. Stanturf June 12, 2011