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Punani Face

(noun) 1.) Someone, either in the act of, or in generalities, is displaying idiotic qualities. 2.) Someone displaying qualities such as selfishness, rudeness, or straight up being a jerk. 3.) More derogatory form of calling someone a "pussy." 4.) Weakness
Derived in Santa Clara, California
Dude, you always tell me you have homework to do, just sack up, stop being such a Punani Face and come out and party tonight.
Punani Face by Jim and Paul November 10, 2005
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Granny punani

Your grandmas pussy (vagina)
Your granny punani is loose af

Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion

A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?

punani tsunami 

The act of "squirting" when a girl has an orgasm. Usually resulting in the furniture, wall, ceiling, face or houseplant getting doused in vaginal excretions.
"Dude, dude you rail that chick last night?"
"Ya bro, total punani tsunami! It was like south east asia in my bed.. circa 2004"
punani tsunami by Alan aka Q-aint October 24, 2007

punani lale 

We all know what punani means, what you might not know is that "lale" pronounced (lah lay) means beautiful flower. A much more deserved acclaim than the ordinary, of which there is no substitute. YUM YUM GOOOOOOD!
The girl I met last night had such a punani lale, I didn't even tap her. But I sure tended her flower garden, while I slaked my thirst with her copius amount of nectar.
punani lale by EH of HB March 29, 2008
Natasha has a nice punanee
punanee by bonergarage December 1, 2013