Projectile 

Projectile is the path followed by an yeeted object.

Physics teacher : What is a projectile ?
Me: Projectile is the path followed by an yeeted object.

Projectile by Samuel Cross September 4, 2019

Projectile dysfunction 

When you're playing darts but your shots won't stick on the board.

I was at the bar last night but it didn't work out well, I had projectile dysfunction.

Projectile dysfunction by Art.Vandelay September 24, 2012

projectile birthing 

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

projectile birthing by camcaroling August 4, 2012

Projectile Erectile 

Projectile erectile is where a penis has been cut off of the man’s groin and loaded into a crossbow, the crossbow then shoots the penis at the desired target exploding the penis on impact

Yo my man Rickly Dickly, I preformed Projectile Erectile on your sister last night

Projectile Erectile by King Cereal January 16, 2023

projectile texting 

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

projectile texting by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

Projectile Therapy 

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

Projectile Therapy by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

Projectile flatus by Al Berich January 21, 2019