Porcupine Hand Job 

When grasping for an object (such as wood or fiber glass) and receiving a hand full of splinters.

Dude, I was grabbing for a pallet at work and I got a Porcupine Hand Job.

Porcupine Hand Job by Dangod392 November 19, 2010

Prickly Porcupine Pornstar 

An individual who enjoys striping on elevated surfaces and displaying their stubbly pubes.

Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!

Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!

Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!

Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!

Prickly Porcupine Pornstar by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021

Ok fine porcupine 

No problem.

Rap: Can you help me with the chores? I'm tired...
Cheng: Ok fine porcupine

Ok fine porcupine by Sundaribry March 10, 2010

Porcupining 

When a man has used so much product in their hair that in retirement his hair is permanently spiked backwards giving off the appearance of a porcupine.

That man at the bar is so porcupining.

Porcupining by Master bassist November 19, 2011

porcupine

A woman that has really been around

comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"

damn dude u fucked mary too so did greg ,john, curtis, and about 15 other guys before them

yea that bitch is a porcupine for sure

porcupine by Masta Dragon Red June 18, 2007

flaming porcupine 

(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.

When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.

flaming porcupine by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013

porcupine

woodland creature with lots of needles sticking out of it.

if she had as many things sticking out of her that she has stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

porcupine by deadman77 April 27, 2010