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Wow, listen to Jon talk he is such a poopdick!
poopdick by rumproast September 26, 2004
a poopdick is what a guy gets after assfucking without a rubber( shit and asshair stuffed in the end of his cock)
"dude, i got a total poopdick last night"
"i boned this passed out v-card in the ass ,and got a poopdick"
"ur mom gave me a poopdick"
poopdick by santa kloz March 10, 2008

Poopdickery

the act of committing poopdick, or conspiring to perform acts related to poopdick.
"AHA!! Natie Ice, lacrosse helmets, and barry manilow CD's! there must be poopdickery afoot!"
Poopdickery by Bussalikespd July 28, 2010
A insult given to people who are generally being dickish while also being a shitty person. A general use of the word is calling out a sore loser, it can also be used towards jealous people.

Note: You can be a dick while also being a good person.
Person 1: I almost had you! The lag got me!
Person 2: Quit being a poopdick, you just suck.
Poopdick by BlueMelon January 25, 2015
a condition following the act of anal sex in which the pitcher's penis is partially or fully covered by the catcher's excrement Note: only when not using a raincoat
Poopdick by rlpaaanrt July 23, 2010
Poopdick is when 2 male high school or college lacrosse, ultimate frisbee, or rugby players engage in anal sex, resulting in one of their penises being coated in fecal matter. Poopdick has been known to take place in places such as Berkeley, CA, Santa Barbara, CA, Albany, CA, Phoenix, AZ, Kansas City, MO, and Manchester, NH.
Dude, I was fuckin' this girl in the ass, and she totally sharded on my dick, man!

Ewww gross! Poopdick! Awww..... Now It's on both our dicks....
Poopdick by Chadbrochill127 April 2, 2010