name-plopper 

name-dropper who drops a name which fails to resonate

Jabaca tried to impress the group by name-dropping all the fancy-pants names she blew, but her efforts fell flat as we'd never heard of those pricks, thus making her a name-plopper.

name-plopper by Csquared460 August 4, 2019

Patty Plopper 

Sucking dick in a cow pasture.

Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!

Patty Plopper by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Polyp Plopper 

The name for an individual who never wants to do anything but play video games. Used especially in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

-"Did you invite Dave to the party?"
-"Yeah, I did, but he's too busy playing Call of Duty. That dude's a total Polyp Plopper."

Polyp Plopper by Winifred the Whacky Wombat January 19, 2021

shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

shop-plopper by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022

Jalapeños Plopper 

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

Jalapeños Plopper by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024

Jalapeño Plopper

When you take a poop and it is extremely hot from the amount of spicy food you ate

My guy that food had me dropping jalapeño ploppers all night

Jalapeño Plopper by ThunderGunExprs May 1, 2024

Peter Popper 

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013