pixel crush 

to be physically attracted to pixelaided person, usually a video game character or avatar. Otherwise to be "Hot for pixels."

I kinda have a pixel crush on this guy from harvest moon.

Man, I need to stop pixel crushes on MapleStory users.

pixel crush by PixlePerfect September 6, 2009

Pixelsexual 

Someone who is attracted to pixels, usually copy and pastes who think having an online boyfriend for a day is quirky. These people Commonly use "BAHAHHAA", "LMAOO WHAT", "-", "<3" Etc.

Person A - Are you apart of lgbtq?
Person B - yeah I am!
Person A - OMG WHAT SEXUALITY OR GENDER I SO SUPPORT YOU AND I WILL HELP YOU COME OUT TO EVERYBODY THIS IS GREAT!
Person B - I’m pixelsexual <3
Person A - what.

Pixelsexual by Elios_e January 25, 2021

Pixel Hugger 

A person who values pixels and video games over actual life and people.

Dude Logan is such a pixel hugger he wont even go hang out with us.

Pixel Hugger by Ravager November 11, 2006

Pixelface 

Generic term for computer screen based life/experience.
Similar to the term 'Chalkface' used by teachers and educators, which in turn derived from the term 'Coalface' as used by miners.
First coined on the "Poor Attitude' blog.

"Man I've been at the pixelface all day - my eyes are fried.

"Life at the pixelface isn't all it's clicked up to be"

Pixelface by NikChinook April 23, 2009

pixel jockey 

A derogatory term for graphic designers, motion graphic artists, 3D artists and other computer-related fields related to the visual arts industry. Used by producers and HR recruiters as term of condescension to those artists whose skills, they do not ultimately understand.

Like the racist lawn jockeys of golf clubs and the racist term camel jockeys, the term implies a being of lower status and the master-slave relation between the owner and owned.

Actual 3D artists and graphic designers would never refer to themselves as pixel jockeys, preferring to use job titles for the fields which they respectfully have mastered.

"Hey Bob, we gotta get another pixel jockey to wrangle this greenscreen that I shot on DV."

pixel jockey by Another Freelance Designer February 11, 2010

pixel wanking 

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).

Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"

pixel wanking by lleighto August 20, 2011

pixey blood

Another term for "glitter".

I was at the party and they were throwing glitter all over the place. It was like someone killed a fairy and there pixey blood every where.

pixey blood by Paw Lee January 18, 2012