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pitchforker

A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.
people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality
pitchforker by the don85 October 28, 2013

Pitchfork 

To pull out a bitches intestines with your barb wire cock
Mike pitchforked Claudia she bleed out on the floor.
Pitchfork by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019

pitchfork activism 

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.
"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

Pitchforky

The feeling you get when you realize how much the ultra wealthy are messing up your life.
Looking at the price of real estate around here makes me feel pitchforky.
Pitchforky by Phoebetrauma June 25, 2023

pittsburgh pitchfork 

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.
Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....
pittsburgh pitchfork by frankie67 December 8, 2013

leah pitchford 

a wonderful one of a kind girl who has the cutest laugh. is a great role model and a great asset to other people!

she is also extremely beautiful but she doesnt know it!
man, leah pitchford is the sexiest girl man
leah pitchford by one polish boi February 16, 2021