A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.
people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunkeven though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality
Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.
"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rustypitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."
The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.
Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?
Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.