Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.

Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!

Phantom by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006

phantom

The miracle that is: when you take a shit and you don't need to wipe

Holy Fuck!! I just took a shit and there was only one piece of toilet paper left. But it's cool because it was a phantom

phantom by Eamo420 March 7, 2011

Phantom

When a girl is passed out at a party and you punch her in the vagina, then when she wakes up in the morning, she thinks she was raped and is emotionally scarred for life.

Jenny: "Woah! Megan is freaking out"

Brittany: "Yeah i know! How long should we wait to tell her that Joey gave her a Phantom last night?"

Phantom by TheWilcow November 24, 2011

Phantom

1) A random Erection

2) When the males penis goes hard without stimulant

Guy on bus: (Thinking) oh shit, I just got a phantom and my stop is coming up..

Phantom by Lord Dude May 18, 2010

Phantom

During sexual intercourse when a male tries to hold off on ejaculation but comes a little bit- but its just enough to lose sensitivity and keep going and going....

Man, I thought I was gonna blow my load early but I had a phantom and was able to go for an hour!

Phantom by TheHOSS May 16, 2013

phantom

When you are fucking and cannot cum so you fake an orgasm. Made famous by Teflon Thompson.

I was so drunk I just pulled a phantom.

phantom by SusieS May 12, 2007

phantom

false; has never happened; bogus; wrong; incorrect; not right

"That shit's phantom!"

phantom by triple threat ™ May 22, 2007