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High Beam Punishment 

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.
Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!
High Beam Punishment by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009
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Punishment Voice mail 

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.
"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."

penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!

Punishment Enema 

To receive an enema as a punishment. Usually while totally naked and sometimes wearing handcuffs to increase the level of humiliation.
I need a punishment enema for starting an argument with my girlfriend.
Punishment Enema by John!!!!!123 February 16, 2015

Penishment 

I was being so bad yesterday that jackery gave me a penishment
Penishment by Infinitetrickpony April 27, 2014

corporal punishment 

A physical type of punishment, as in a spanking or flogging.
In the school I attended, licks a form of corporal punishment, was applied with much enthusiasm, across the seat of our pants with a wooden paddle.

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis
Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis
Peniscentesis by Eyepoker September 9, 2018