Pardon my American 

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

Pardon my American by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

pardon the dutch 

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

pardon the dutch by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

Pardon My Back 

what u say when your back is turned to someone while talking to them for whatever reason. proper etiquette

paco: aye wassup jay i aint seen you in a minute.
jay: wassup pac, pardon my back im doing something

james: yo jamal, don't tell me you forgot about me
jamal: who you, i don't think i know you but pardon my back homie im kinda busy

Pardon My Back by getyabreadup January 22, 2014

Pardon my fag

A phrase used to apologize for gayness exhibited in the presence of heterosexual individuals.

I would definitely take that from behind! Oh, sorry about that one guys I got a little carried away; pardon my fag.

Pardon my fag by Tiberius Grubgadus June 22, 2010

Pardon the fuck 

The polite version of the more common term “What the fuck”.

Additional info: “Pardon” itself can be used instead of just asking “what”.

Josh: Hey man, look at my poop stain on my chair.

Jacob: Pardon the fuck?

Josh: Wow, you‘re so polite.

Jacob: Yes, I indeed am.

Pardon the fuck by ShiddedMyPants November 10, 2018

pardon my french 

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!

pardon my french by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004

Pardon Your Swagg 

Be Easy Wit Your's.. Don't Jump Outta face.. Dont Act As If It Is When It Aint

Damn Son I Cant Believe Oh Boy Did That.. Was U There To See What Happen " Pardon Your Swagg " Dont Say What You Dont Know

Pardon Your Swagg by DNYcE718 September 24, 2009