opening up a boy with the cold ones 

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.

“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.

opening up a boy with the cold ones by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022

opening dragon 

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)

"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"

opening dragon by openingdragon July 9, 2023

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

Opening a can of whoop ass by Nyrac July 22, 2023

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

Opening the Hoover Dam by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Opening the Fridge

The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.

Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.

Thomas: I cant find my cellphone

Lucas: Well where did you last have it?

Thomas: By my desk..

Lucas: Did you check the drawer?

Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.

Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,

Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...

Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge

Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!

Lucas: Oh Good

Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...

Lucas: What did I just say.....

Opening the Fridge by Human53 July 18, 2024

stink opening 

A women's vagina.

"Her pants were so tight I could see the lips of her stink opening."

stink opening by Kasper LaPrizrak. March 1, 2020

Re-opening Anxiety

The anxiety of post COVID-19 opening of everything without social distancing or sanitary precautions.
Also know as re-entry anxiety.

The thought of going back to our old filthy, pre-COVID-19 habits is giving me re-opening anxiety. Puleeeaaasseee let's at least not go back to the unsanitary, nasty habit of shaking hands!

Re-opening Anxiety by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021