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puckable offense

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A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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wildcat offense

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Spitting game to women. Specifically reading their next move like it is the defensive end, which is the typical read of the wildcat offense.
Chris was really running his wildcat offense to perfection last night. He got 3 numbers and a blowjob. I think he is better than anyone at running the wildcat offense. He is so money!
by The Panarelli Pipe January 18, 2011
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In my offense

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Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.
I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.
by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019
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no offense

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1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.

2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.
1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.

2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.
by Dreamcast October 29, 2009
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No Offense

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Something people say because they think that saying it makes something less offensive.
Bob: No offense Joe, but I hate you so much that I pray for your death daily. You're just a motherfucking cuntlicking son-of-a-bitch asswipe that needs to fuck off and die. You fuck your mother's vulva for fun.
Joe: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you said 'No offense'.
by Jimbo, M.D. September 5, 2011
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no offense

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Used for pointing out something negative while trying not to offend someone. People now use this to offend without repercussions. Stupid shits.
Guy A: Putting your hand in the blender is really, no offense, uh, foolish.

Guy B: None taken.
by RiotRanger June 13, 2010
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Love triangle offense

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When a player or pimp takes two sisters and turns them against each other by means of seduction or charm.
Nancy was pissed at Danny for breaking her sister Shannons heart and when she tryed to confront him about it he ended up making her fall in love instead of getting defensive he used the love triangle offense.
by Prince Eugene April 9, 2009
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