mammory observatory 

Titty bar, Strip Club, Adult Cabaret. Anyplace where women's breasts can be seen.

Steve--"Let's go check out the new Mammory Observatory Chuck."

Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."

Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."

mammory observatory by oafanosu September 17, 2007

observacious 

the state of being inclined to observe; having the ability to observe well on a consistent basis - a more general form of observant

Not only was the stupid broad quite curvacious; she was also surprisingly obersvacious.

observacious by reelbiggecko April 4, 2005

Observebate 

Seeing something that is so amazingly awesome that you cannot take your eyes away from it, but is not sexual in any sense.

I was observebating the whole time watching Kim Jung Gi draw.

The only thing you can do while viewing concept art is observebate.

Did you see the new concept art for *insert awesome thing* it is observebation material.

Observebate by trens September 4, 2013

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) 

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by fizzyfizzz January 4, 2012

observitude

Justification due to tradition, religious doctrine, or political affiliation. When logic and reason are negated by tradition.

Observitude dictates the support of a president during war, while he/she fails to resolve issues at home or abroad.

observitude by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2006

observant stoner 

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana

Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.

observant stoner by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010

observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task

It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.

observation engineer by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010