Sob Novel 

A long winded, emotional fueled text message that is painful to read and just shear complaining. It often spans over multiple screen shots.

So a man got out of the shower and walked over to check his phone. It contained many text messages from his girlfriend complaining about some negative bullshit to which he replayed: "What the fuck is this sob novel."

Sob Novel by ws124 June 27, 2016

Simon Hanslow Novel 

A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.

"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."

"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

Simon Hanslow Novel by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

United States Naval Academy by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

smut novel 

my stimulations for those oh so lonely nights

the smut novel got so good that i shoved my fingers up my pussy

smut novel by fucknut April 6, 2005

The United States Naval Academy 

Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.

That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy

The United States Naval Academy by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Slimey Naval 

Verb:
When you cum all over a girl's stomach and then wipe it off for her, like the gentleman you are, and secretly leave a load in her belly-button so that when she stands up it'll all drip down to her clitorous.

Today me and greg were having sex and he came all over me. He offered to wipe it all off and I thought it was so sweet. Then when I stood up it all oozed down to my vagina. GROOOSSSSSSS!!!!!! Slimey Naval!

Slimey Naval by dbrxlms18 June 18, 2009

The United States Naval Academy 

With the hottest uniforms, the most beautiful campus, the best looking guys, and located in the greatest city in all the lands, The United States Naval Academy can very easily be called the finest military institution in the world. It produces kick ass sailors and marines and who else has the blue angels??? March ons, fly bys, naptown, army/navy, kick ass... oh yess

lets go downtown and find some middies! ;)

The United States Naval Academy by flynavy March 23, 2005