Muzzie 

Muzzie - (MUH-zee)

A term used to reference a Muslim. Although not strictly a pejorative, usage in certain contexts may be considered offensive.

She dates Buddhists, but wants to marry a Muzzie.

Muzzie by AniYochanan April 11, 2008

Mozzerella Stick 

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands

Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"

Mozzerella Stick by Jeff hamond May 6, 2015

Mozzerian 

An adjective used to describe, or characteristic of, the English singer, Morrissey.

Natty Morrissey is a hard core Morrissey fan, she is a true Mozzerian, she firmly believes: In Moz we trust.

I could feel his devotion to Morrissey from the height of his mozzerian hairstyle.

Mozzerian by N.R.Morrissey February 11, 2010

jizz flaping mozzletump 

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

jizz flaping mozzletump by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

Mozie 

To wander without knowing where you are going.

To wander not knowing how you got where you went.

This can happen under any condition but is generally more suceptable when under the influence of something.

Um, guys, do you realize we mozied a mile?

How did we get here? We must have had the mozies.

Think we can mozie on over?

Mozie by C9 February 28, 2005

mizzie 

A fan of the musical "Les Miserables"

A true mizzie will see the show multiple times per production.

mizzie by Mizziephan January 31, 2009

momzie 

A cool mom - one that your girlfriend needn't be wary of

Girl to girlfriends: I met his momzie...She sure won't be a monster-in-law

momzie by wobbler04 June 3, 2014