moose knuckle 

Male version of a camel toe; nad splitter ; testicle wedgie.

Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.

moose knuckle by ryder69 October 11, 2014

moose knuckle 

the canadian camel toe

“did you see tiffany at the rink last night? she had a massive moose knuckle eh?”

moose knuckle by rickymcschnicky October 23, 2019

moose knuckle 

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.

That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.

moose knuckle by ExNWPers July 8, 2005

Moose knuckle 

A fat girls camel toe

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!

Moose knuckle by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021

moose-knuckle 

Simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman's camel toe. Usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the testicles and penis form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or "knuckle" of a moose. hence "Moose-knuckle"

Jon didn't wear underwear under his skintight Peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.

moose-knuckle by ChicagoBrian June 15, 2011

moose knuckle 

When a man has a camel toe because he's wearing something really tight.

Mark proudly showed off his huge moose knuckle in his red bike shorts.

moose knuckle by charlesramsey September 6, 2013

flying moose knuckle 

its when a obeast bitch skydives and lands on someone and they get sucked up her vag cat.

OMS, did you see that guy get the flying moose knuckle?
can he breathe?
whered he go?

flying moose knuckle by MegaMarthaTheFlyinMooseKnuckle August 9, 2009