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Des Moines, WA 

Des Moines, Washington, (not to be confused with the other Des Moines,) is a scenic suburb of Seattle. Aside from it's beauty, it's really more like a bubble. Everyone knows everyone and everyone's mom, which STD everyone got, and everyone that got an MIP or a DUI that weekend. In the 2 mile span of "downtown" Des Moines, there are about thirteen bars, (think about it, yes there are), one Taco Time, one QFC and one Marina. Overall, it's a pretty nice place to live, with limited crime, besides the prostitutes on Pac Highway and all of the super badass high school drug dealers. Des Moines is the classier cousin of Burien, the slutty Aunt of Normandy Park, and the boring sister of Federal Way.
A: Hey, Jimmy, did you go to Mount Rainier High School?

B: Duh, I've lived in Des Moines, WA my whole life. My mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!

2A: Damn, look at those Mount Rainier High School kids getting arrested in the Jack in the Box parking lot.

2B: That's Des Moines, WA for you. Hey I really want some onion rings, let's walk over there.
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mondegreen

A mondegreen (also sometimes spelled "mondagreen") is the accidental mishearing of a phrase in a poem, or song in such a way that it acquires a new, and usually humourous meaning.
In "The Death of Lady Mondegreen" from Harper's Magazine November 1954, the American writer Sylvia Wright coined it:

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They have slain the Earl of Murray,
And Lady Mondegreen.

actually, the line should have been:

And laid him on the green.
mondegreen by Bob "A" February 4, 2007
A currency that makes you desirable.
I need more monies.
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Monbebe's best phrase is "saranghanda Monsta X"
Monsta X : "hello, i'm Monbebe's partner"
Monbebe : "*look at them with sparkly eyes*"
Monsta X : "wah!"
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Dez Moines 

The Incredible song off of The Devil Wears Prada new CD
"With Roots Above and Branches Below"
Dude:Yo mengg did you hear the TDWP new song on myspace; Dez Moines ?
Dude1:No , why would i ?
Dude: You havent lived if you didnt hear this song its like a fucking scissor kick on the back of your head.
Dude1: Is it that good ?
Dude: YEAH MAN ! wait till the album comes out , you'll fucking jizz yourself.
Dez Moines by emcsqrd March 14, 2009

Janelle Monae 

A genius, gorgeous singer/choreographer who has made two popular singles Tightrope ft. Big Boi and Tightrope (Wondamix) ft. Lupe Fiasco and B.o.B. . She rocks a pompadour and can surprisingly rap. She is signed onto Purple Ribbon record company.
Have you heard that new R&B mix with Janelle Monae?
Janelle Monae by Crayterm13 August 27, 2010