Jive-O-mite 

jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.

Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.

Jive-O-mite by LevArtation February 20, 2011

Veggie-mite 

A peanut butter like substance.Not that good.Mostly Australians eat it.

Veggie-mite.Yum...NOT!AAAAAAAA!

Veggie-mite by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

Monitor Mite 

A small living creature inside of a monitor or LCD TV.

Help!! I have a Monitor Mite!!

Monitor Mite by whj812 May 7, 2009

Crank Mite 

The imaginary bugs the drug attics find themselves being attacked by relentlessly. These so called Crank Mites are commonly associated with crystal methamphetamine users. Due to this commonality some refer to these Crank Mites as Meth Bugs.
As a result of having crank mites is obvious to the general public. They show up as sores on the victim’s body, namely the face and forearms. These sores are caused by the nonstop picking and scratching the user engages in trying to rid themselves of these mites.

Toddy just banged a teener of crystal and is tearing himself up from those crank mites.

Crank Mite by BigABC123 June 25, 2010

STM (sexually transmitted mite) 

Slang for scabies. They're small mites that burrow into the skin and lay eggs. They cause intense itching and are passed through skin to skin contact or exposure to them in bedding or clothing. While not always passed via sexual intercourse they frequently are in teenagers and young adults.

Bobby: Whoa man check out Dylan he's scratching like his whole body is on fire!

Jay: Yeah man he's got that STM...

Bobby: What the fuck is an STM?!

Jay: It's scabies. They're a STM (sexually transmitted mite). He supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin'.

Bobby: Wait. Isn't that what you just had?

Jay: I don't want to talk about it.

STM (sexually transmitted mite) by Biggest Rockstar sans Band January 27, 2009

Sexy-Mite Scroll

it can be used to describe a person, object, even a feeling. anything at all! the "sexy can be substituted for any number of other things to suit the situation.

hey you sexy-mite scroll! i like your shorts
or
Say you see a fat person walking down the road, you might say "omfg thats a bit of a fatty-mite scroll!"

Sexy-Mite Scroll by Sexy-Mite Scroll August 20, 2006

VAGINA-MITE! 

Vagina with a clit of dynamite

Person 1; Yo dude your mom has some VAGINA-MITE! in her closet
Person 2; Fuck you

VAGINA-MITE! by SLAVETOGAME04 July 19, 2012