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Mississippi Queen 

The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.
"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"

"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"
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Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.
mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.
Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!
Mississippi dog slap by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

Mississippi Rumbler 

When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.
Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?

Dalen: No I haven't.

Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!

Dalen: Oh man!

Mississippi Back Wax 

The act of sliding down a rocky hill drunk and shirtless removing hair/skin from ones back.
Jimbo must've drank too much, he slipped taking a piss and got a Mississippi Back Wax!

Mississippi Flip

A hairstyle that covers most of the forehead and flips up at the end. Popular among upper-middle-class white males from Mississippi, ages 16 to 25, who have straight hair. Also resembles a reverse mullet, where the party is in the front and a more business-like approach in the back.
The fraternity pledge carried a can of dip and wore a Mississippi flip.