Minecraft 

Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here

Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft

Minecraft by SpeedoThreeSixty November 17, 2020

vanilla minecraft 

Refers to a way of playing Minecraft that is completely vanilla with no modifications. This means no plugins on servers, no spigot, and no client side mods for players (hack clients, optifine, etc.)

He uses a hack client, he is not playing on vanilla minecraft

vanilla minecraft by thediamondman August 16, 2019

Minecrafterbate 

The act of playing Minecraft. Usually refers to someone that is hopelessly addicted to Minecraft. Generally is used when someone plays Minecraft for hours on end.

Loren: "Hey man, what are you doing today?"
Tyler: "I'll probably just Minecrafterbate all day."

"Hey bro, you and Ryan should come over and we can start a circle jerk of Minecrafterbation."

Loren: "Have you seen Tyler lately?"
Ryan: "No, I think he's been Minecrafterbating for the last few days."

Tyler: "Dude, my arm is so sore, I was minecrafterbating for like 10 hours straight today!"

Minecrafterbate by PlusOn3 June 18, 2011

In Minecraft 

When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.

"I really want to run over Gov. Janet Mills 'In Minecraft."

In Minecraft by That Maine Hipster January 4, 2021

Minecraft Christian Server 

A Minecraft server with no swearing (ie: hecks, and fricks).

absolutely NO ONE can swear on this Minecraft Christian Server

Minecraft Christian Server by Not_A_Christian January 29, 2018

minecraftplex 

10^10^215 is an the massive number of possible block placements there are in Minecraft as said from Austin from Game Theory

A Minecraftplex is a number many times bigger than the number of atoms in the universe

minecraftplex by Youtube Comment May 30, 2018

Christian Minecraft Server

A Minecraft Server with very strict rules. Swearing is usually prohibited. Heck and Frick are not allowed, but using the Lord's name in ANY WAY is prohibited. (Yes I actually went on a Christian Server, and saying OMG is not allowed.)

Player: Oh frick!
Admin: NO SWEARING ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!

Christian Minecraft Server by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018