Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

milk dud daddy

Afro-American pimp that pays well but also abuses his bitch.

My milk dud daddy pimps me out.

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When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole

Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.

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when two black men shoot their load into the same white women during the same instance of sexual intercourse.

We were only normal brothers until we bhad sex this girl at the same time and shot our load into the same pussy and then we became Milk Dud Brothers.

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When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.

They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.

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A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

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When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

hairy milk dud by Blake November 11, 2002

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