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mile-high clubbing 

v. The act of having sex in or around Denver, Colorado, USA, a city which is approximately 5280 feet (1 mile; 1.6km) above sea level, and is known as the "Mile-High City". Bonus points if the sex involved an actual dance club in Denver.

n. mile-high club
The group of people who have had sex as defined above.

I can't believe I lost my virginity through mile-high clubbing the other night!
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Mile high club 

Have sex a mile up in the air , while flying
I've finally done the mile high club!
Mile high club by Sex king. February 15, 2014

mile high club 

There's no official club of that name, it's just an expression, meaning sex aboard an aircraft in flight. It happens on nearly all flights, mostly with the hottest air hostesses.
There was a really hot air hostess on my flight here. The others around us appeared to be asleep, or at least lost in their thoughts, so she pulled down her nickers, wrapped my blanket around her hips, climbed on my lap, and together we joined the mile high club.
mile high club by peridos June 21, 2010

mile high club 

Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.
While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."
mile high club by Cedric James January 17, 2008

Mile high-five club 

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

mile-high club 

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.
I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!
mile-high club by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

mile high slush puppy 

when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed
captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog