microphone head 

A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.

Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker!
Bob: What a microphone head!

microphone head by Hieter976 February 18, 2003

Microphone Polluter  

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

Microphone Polluter by El Muneco May 7, 2009

French Microphone 

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party

French Microphone by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014

oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.

girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.

oklahoma microphone by jcpdude May 18, 2011

two turntables and microphone 

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

two turntables and microphone by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Protein Microphone 

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

Protein Microphone by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

Microphone abuser by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018