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WWE Chairman Vince McMahon's daughter who is the head of Creative Writing for WWE Television, despite being completely unqualified for the position. Her position of power is largely responsible for the decline in quality of the past several years and her husband HHH's dominance during the same time period. She is due to deliver their first child, who will grow up horribly messed up, very soon.
On the September 13, 2001 episode of Smackdown, Stephanie McMahon revealed what a sick, deluded, heartless person she really is when she equated the 9/11 attacks with her father's steroid trial.
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Mr.McMahon

A Pink Patrick lookin ass teacher that throws things across the room and yells for no apparent reason and always has his underwear shoved far up his ass
"Oh yeah, Mr.McMahon bitch ass wrote me up for grabbing a tissue"
"Mr.McMahon bald headed ass"
"That Racist cunt Mr.McMahon got a sunburn on his head, I thought his skin peelings were grass"

Harry McMahon 

The sexiest man in all the land. could pick up any girl in the world. Has a dick the size of Australia and uses it well. girls are on him like magnets. His amazing skills at everything could lead him to be the ruler of the world but that's to much effort. He is a loyal to his 5 best friends: Dom Slagter, Harry Kau, Will McLean, Gus Teschendorff and Will Goode.
girl says ' omg did you see Harry McMahon today'
other girl says ' yes he gets me so horny because he is so hot!!'
Harry McMahon by ColourBlindBoi November 20, 2019

Daniel McMahon 

The most awesome guy in the world. The one whom I can love forever. The one I will never separate with. The one whom I care for til the ends of the earth. I will love you forever and always. You make me smile and cry. You make me strive through every day. And I'll never give up on you....ever.... you make happier than I have ever been. I will love you forever.
Daniel McMahon by TheShadowOfMe November 13, 2011

Ryan Mcmahon

The best drummer around, some maybe argue that robert keating deserves that title but no. Ryan McMahon is also owner to arguably the nicest hair in the world.
“Have you ever seen Robert Keating try and drum

“No lmao, Ryan Mcmahon is the only drummer ever”

“You are correct”
Ryan Mcmahon by squirtcobain April 22, 2021

Kevin McMahon

Has a noticeably bad case of DS, otherwise known as Down Syndrome. When spoken to, his response includes a 30-45 second blank stare, then a completely incoherent speech follows. This language is called "Nub-Speak" and is only used by the most inner-circle of the worst nubs - in the world. Most of Kevin's actions can be categorized under "Nub" or "Nubaholic", which also conviently descibes his entire persona. Nubness is a very contagious disease, that often ends in the "person" becoming a complete nubcake, as in Kevin's case. Because he is a known carrier of this horrible disease, any contact with Kevin is not recommended - at all.
Even Kevin's car is categorized "Nubaholic"
Kevin McMahon by ~Unknown!~ February 15, 2005

Cody McMahon 

A gross green alien from outer space that is intellectually stupid.
Girl: OMG yuck is that a Cody McMahon
Cody McMahon by Exciitee May 24, 2016