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maple sucker 

Wayne Gretzki is a maple sucker.
maple sucker by bauer bud2 February 8, 2010

maple shade 

A kick ass town.
Usually known for drugs, bomb scares, fights,and all that stuff. People usually under estimate shaders, but we're more than that. We're not "white trash" or "wannabe's". We're just people who know how to have FUN. So be jealous.
Maple Shade is where its at!
maple shade by J'aimexoo March 1, 2009

maple shot 

A shot containing one part whisky and one part maple syrup. Often used as a antidote for hangovers (at least in Vermont), as an alternative to a bloody mary.
Best served using Old Crow whisky, light maple syrup, and an asprin.
maple shot by Bugsy August 10, 2005

Maple Story 

A game by Nexon. It's a 2-D game that has cute graphics which stupid emo sluts find adorable. Ridiculously repetitive and chock full of lame enemies and attack skills. Its' really gay game and a waste of time which tends to ruin the player's social lives, assuming they had a social life to begin with. Players usually end up being hackers and cheaters by their second job advancement. The game is supposed to be free but everyone will end up spending money for Nexon cash or mesos eventually. All females that play this game have uni-brows,hairy legs and sound like men when they speak. Most female players are actually men anyway XD. If you are playing the game QUIT NOW for the sake of humanity. Hackers unite and burn Nexon down to the ground.
Major words and sentences used amongst the players. Maple Story

"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."

Maple Story by nessbat111 October 9, 2008

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby 

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.
Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!