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Managerial We 

When a manager says "we" to their boss in reference to the work his/her subordinates did that he/she is taking credit for.
Subordinate: "Hey, I finished that project you asked me to do."
Manager: "Thanks, I'll let my boss know. Good work!"
Manager to Manager's Boss: "Hey, look at this thing we made, cool huh?"
Co-worker to Subordinate: "Hey, didn't you write that policy?"
Subordinate: "Yeah, that was a 'managerial we'."
Co-worker: "Snaked by the bossman again!"
Managerial We by banzai_barracuda November 27, 2013
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Managing 

A way to talk about smoking weed without actually saying the words. Used when around authority figures, virgin ears, or people you just dont like.
Mom, "hey sarah, where's billy?"
Sarah, "he said he was managing with some friends"
Mom, "your brother works too hard."
Managing by Rollnblunts May 14, 2010

managerized 

When a manager's managing manages to set you back, sometimes to square one.
I was managerized today when my manager came by and erased my design on the whiteboard and replaced it with a picture of a formula that included a dog and chocolate cake.
managerized by Jim W. December 12, 2008

Uber-managing 

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
Uber-managing by stinkynutz February 3, 2010
A caucasian/white man with a huge penis, aka a white mandingo
I saw Chris had quite a bulge but had no idea he was packing a mangringo between his legs
Mangringo by Katha&Chris September 14, 2015

Micro-managing 

Controlling everything to the most minute details. A skill generally perfected by stressed brides.
Karen is micro-managing absolutely her whole wedding, I hear she has tasted more than a 100 wines
A gay or homosexual man who acts like a fruit. Combination of the words tangerine (fruit), and man
mangerine by The F. Man September 8, 2009