bondage mallet 

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

bondage mallet by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

Meat Mallet

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"

Meat Mallet by chelsea G July 30, 2006

snatch mallet 

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

snatch mallet by aesgator June 19, 2008

Rubber Mallet 

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

Rubber Mallet by Megaflea February 27, 2011

douche mallet

A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.

Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.

The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!

that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.

douche mallet by SGT Bo June 22, 2014

Peter Mallet 

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

Peter Mallet by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Robert Mallet 

Robert Mallet is someone who is always on time with things and makes sure things get done. However, when it comes to school, he can get lazy. Robert loves fast food.

Edward Robert Mallet'ed Paul to cook his dinner RIGHT NOW

Robert Mallet by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022