"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"
One who creeps on little boys/children, uses candy as a way to attract people under the age of 8 into his/her house, or one that enjoys watching kids play tag. Basically, it is a mega creep.
A Lurk is a pedophile, swim coachwho is older than 40 and teaches kids under 5, B Mulli (that is short anyone who has a mullet), and many people from Alaska.
Ask girl to coffee and then say they're going to hook up with them next weekend.
Giving Freshmen girls rides home thinking they're going to get some the next weekend.
Always talk about getting duss and never do.
And usually bro out way to tough every weekend in the haggens parking lot instead of hooking up with girls like they say they're going to do.
Guy1: Man your lurking today.
Guy2: what do you mean bro?
Guy1: You're lurking like a spooner!
Guy2: Oh damn dude my bad... but do you think this freshmen will still get with me?
Guy1: You may want to lurk a little harder.
Guy2: Sweeeeeeeet duder.