Loss Prevention Officer 

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Loss Prevention Officer by LPO in CA June 19, 2008

loss of innocence 

Loosing childhood mentality of harmlessness and learning about the evils of people and discovering about sex, urges, and porn

Based on my child's enternet history, I think he has already confronted with loss of innocence innocence from his enterest in "Horse tears up teen"

loss of innocence by Pusspussdestroyer March 18, 2015

Loss Angeles 

Los Angeles, CA, United States of America
second largest city in the United States

The NBA Lakers play in the city of Loss Angeles, appropriately named after the Lakers choked in the 2008 NBA Finals to the Boston Celtics. Loss Angeles also is home to one of the worst franchises in the history of professional sports, the annually awful Clippers!

Loss Angeles by Kobe B. June 19, 2008

Loss of L.A. Privileges 

The loss of the ability to show up in Los Angeles by the decree of nefarious actors and as the result of some type of urban street law violation (as in the movie Pulp Fiction) is one use of this phrase; more generally it can also refer to a loss of any nature due to bad behavior.

My kids are incorrigible which is typical for little kids “I told my little girl last weekend that if she continued to sass me she was going to lose her L.A. Privileges”. The potential loss of L.A. Privileges got her attention.

Loss of L.A. Privileges by Jahedg September 7, 2011

Loss of Door Syndrome 

A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.

Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.

Loss of Door Syndrome by PeacockRB April 13, 2015

loss of sanity

Getting all the Blue Coins in Super Mario Sunshine.

I'm just gonna cause a loss of sanity in Super Mario Sunshine today!

loss of sanity by SomieandStuff March 12, 2021

loss_meme 

A shitty instagram account which only posts loss meme, an old and overused meme.

Johnny: Hey, do you follow loss_meme?
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Chad: No, fuckface I'm not a degenerate like yourself

loss_meme by thou oof September 10, 2018