Texas Longhorn 

Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play.

I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn on me ... he's such a prick.

Texas Longhorn by TypicalTexasCitizen December 12, 2010

Longhorn High Five 

When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.

"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."

Longhorn High Five by DFenestrator November 11, 2009

longhorn 

When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head.

Yo, check out the chick in the blue, that's a nice longhorn she's showing!

longhorn by DukeofURL December 27, 2004

longhorn 

a tea sip, a nipple piercing, weed-smoking stain on the future of humanity that festers in Austin TX

Ricky Williams gave up a fortune and glory in the NFL because he is an idiotic, dope-smoking longhorn

longhorn by Gig 'Em Ags August 23, 2004

longhorn 

1.) Individual with lacking intelligence and extremely dillusional prospects at a chance of glory not involving sucking from the teats of their fathers. (i.e. Chris Simms!)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)

1.) I'm such a longhorn after making out with that dude!

longhorn by goingFor5inArow August 28, 2004

Longhorn 

The befitting mascot of all University of Texas athletic teams. Their teams can't seem to rise above the status of mindless cattle.

The Longhorns lost to the Sooners...again.

Longhorn by Soonerfan March 3, 2008

Longhorning 

The act of grasping two individuals with one hand by their anus by support of one’s pinky and thumb while said individuals are butt to butt.

Me and the Mrs decided to try some crystal meth and ended up bringing home the supplier and got ourselves into some longhorning and now my ass hurts.

Longhorning by PhatTuesday December 11, 2019