smelled like a bucket of assholes 

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

smelled like a bucket of assholes by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

out of control like Sammy Hagar by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009

looking like a jar of peanut butter 

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

looking like a jar of peanut butter by Jazgolden January 11, 2017

personality like a 'can of dog food' 

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

personality like a 'can of dog food' by Muttemor May 3, 2021

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake 

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Like the Fist of an Angry God 

To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".

OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.

Like the Fist of an Angry God by Justin Yomama January 17, 2008

Would you like a glass of WATTAA 

Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.

"Hey dude would you like a glass of WATTAA"
SMACK
"Ow dude...Ow"

Would you like a glass of WATTAA by Mat Lee May 5, 2007