Lifted Truck
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A large suv or more often truck that has had longer suspension components nailed on it to increase ground clearance. In reality if you go through all the trouble of lifting your truck you will also spend most of you paycheck on other parts to put on it. Large tires, smoke stacks, custom paint jobs, longer towing style mirrors, shiny headlights, and accent lighting are common. The charisma of this kind of masterpiece is not appreciated in most cities, europe, the west coast, and really anywhere except rural America and some parts of Australia. In it's natural habitat the Lifted truck is most often seen Rollin' Coal, Mudding, and generally attracting many admirers.
It should be noted that Lifted Trucks do have their drawbacks.
*Fuel economy (I hope you don't like penguins)
*5th wheel or gooseneck hitch (they just won't reach)
*Bumper hitch (You will need special parts to make it reach)
Natural enimies: Ricers, Environmentalists
A large suv or more often truck that has had longer suspension components nailed on it to increase ground clearance. In reality if you go through all the trouble of lifting your truck you will also spend most of you paycheck on other parts to put on it. Large tires, smoke stacks, custom paint jobs, longer towing style mirrors, shiny headlights, and accent lighting are common. The charisma of this kind of masterpiece is not appreciated in most cities, europe, the west coast, and really anywhere except rural America and some parts of Australia. In it's natural habitat the Lifted truck is most often seen Rollin' Coal, Mudding, and generally attracting many admirers.
It should be noted that Lifted Trucks do have their drawbacks.
*Fuel economy (I hope you don't like penguins)
*5th wheel or gooseneck hitch (they just won't reach)
*Bumper hitch (You will need special parts to make it reach)
Natural enimies: Ricers, Environmentalists
Urbanite: Hey this is a real racing car, It is way faster than your Lifted Truck
Truck owner: Sure, race you accost the cornfield.
Truck owner: Sure, race you accost the cornfield.
Lifted Truck by Pab98 May 14, 2013
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