Kroger 250

A motorized shopping cart race, held after 11:00 pm, at any random Kroger Grocery store. Must include: at least two people, two scooters, between 2-5 cars. Objective being, to beat your opponent around the 2-5 cars.

"Did you hear? Lauren totally whooped Chelsea's ass at the Kroger 250 last night!"

"No way, it was only because Chelsea's scooter was slow."

Kroger 250 by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

kroger branded 

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

kroger branded by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

Kroger Hoosiers 

People who claimed themselves to be huge fans of Indiana University Bloomington, albeit never attend the University itself, and got their IU merchandise from their local Kroger. This is similar to Walmart Wolverines.

See those tailgaters around 17th Street? Well, I believe some of them are Kroger Hoosiers

Kroger Hoosiers by McValimoMadness December 27, 2017

Kroger Shuffle 

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.

You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.

Kroger Shuffle by Messenjah January 10, 2011

kroger, fresh for everyone 

with the kroger app prices go low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!

YES FINALLY THE SLOGEN IS kroger, fresh for everyone

kroger, fresh for everyone by oversized potato February 19, 2021

Kroger Sack 

A term used to describe a girl with a really big ass.

That girl walkin' away look like 2 raccoons fightin' inside a Kroger Sack!

Kroger Sack by hfdjsfhdskjlf August 30, 2010

Kroger Brand Oreos 

Code name for marijuana.

Don't tell your teacher.

Bob - Hey, dude, I got some kroger brand oreos in my lunchbox!
Steve - There's a drug dog behind you. Loljk.

Kroger Brand Oreos by Donttellyourteacher May 9, 2011