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Unconsciously Knobbed 

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.
Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
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Sloppy Knobber 

When someone gives you head and then pours syrup and chocolate syrup on your dick
Yo did she give you a sloppy knobber last night?

cop a knobber 

to recieve head; give head.
my girl knows how to cop a knobber like a professional.
cop a knobber by christine m. October 24, 2006

dingle knobber 

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.
Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”
dingle knobber by monker December 20, 2007

Door Knobber 

Where one uses the mail slot on a door as a makeshift glory hole to receive fellatio.
Man, I got the best door Knobber last night.

Slobber on Knobber 

Hey baby slobber on knobber?
Oh, she's great at slobbering on knobber!
Slobber on Knobber by J h b March 3, 2008

Knobber. 

Affectionate name for a friend or loved one. Forest slang.
Knobber. by Lexx Luthor January 13, 2010