Knitting

When two old people over the age of 70 have sex

mom are grampa and grandma knitting?

Knitting by AlphamaleBeastt January 23, 2019

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle 

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle by giovany August 7, 2006

Kisting 

To text about kissing/Making out

Dude I was Kisting my girlfriend yesterday when I was out sick!

Kisting by Alex vigil97 October 16, 2011

Kittinger 

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.

“Kittingers a bitch”

“real.”

Kittinger by Anonymous Hooman May 17, 2023

kixting 

sending kisses via texting.

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guy1: aww my chick is kixting me.
guy2: huh?
guy1: kiss-texting me, you moron. duh.
guy2: oooooh......whats she wearing?

kixting by JoseCuervOOOO February 27, 2011

knitting a hat 

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

knitting a hat by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

Knitting

knitting is transferring some loops onto the other stick and the output is a puffy fabrik. you can use different types of sticks and stick transfer methods to make the fabrik a different shape or texture.

knitting is one of my favorite hobbies.

i like to knit

Knitting by the moon godex March 24, 2021