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Rectal Kisser 

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)
Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!
Rectal Kisser by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

Log Kisser 

One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger
Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!
Log Kisser by nerdybuns June 3, 2009

POW! Right in the Kisser! 

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

butt-kisser 

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.
Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.
butt-kisser by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

Hand kisser 

When a person kisses alot of female hands.
A man that kisses females hands.
l kissed two female hands yesterday when l greeted them.
l told this woman l am a hand kisser.
Hand kisser by l203949 August 29, 2009

Beard Kisser 

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.
Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
Beard Kisser by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012