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Kick ass Sam 

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.

Remember that!!!
Kick ass Sam is back in town.
Sam the man
Kick ass Sam by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021

National kick ass day 

The day you get to beat tf fuck out of someone
“Damn damazia beat tf out of those kids that were talking shit about him.that’s national kick ass day”

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

chew bubblegum and kick ass 

A phrase that someone uses to warn his surroundings about violence that is about to happen. First used in the 1988 movie "They Live". Later used by Duke Nukem, phrased slightly different as: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Joe Kick-Ass 

Any man/Giant robot that is so cool, that everyone knows he will kick everyone's ass without breaking a sweat. To be a Joe Kick-Ass, you must have the following traits.

1. You don't take no shit from anybody.
2. You have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better)
3. You play by your own rules
4.You are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.*

Only when you complete these steps will you be a true Joe Kick-Ass.
Silverstreak is a regular Joe Kick-Ass.

Don't laugh at his momma, or he'll go Joe Kick-Ass on ya and run you down/shoot you with his Ferarri covered in shotguns!

*#4 is optional
Joe Kick-Ass by D-mokos June 11, 2006