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Jerusalem Anchor 

A bearded man that is the lynchpin of the crew and occasionally holds ladders. This person often goes by his earthly name Matthew.
Where's the Jerusalem Anchor? This ladder is about to fall on the house!
Jerusalem Anchor by FrontSLC January 25, 2023

Jerusalem Boots 

Ugly brown sandals that look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly feet
I really wish Joe would quit wearing those Jerusalem Boots with his jeans.
Jerusalem Boots by Terri Smith February 5, 2007

Jerusalem Monkey 

The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey

Jerusalem Jiggle 

When your fucking a girl from behind then finish on her ass, then you grab some Zatar and throw that shit on her like Emerile Lagasse(BAM), after that shit is spread around and sticks you raise both your hands, palms facing her, and smack that ass as hard as you can so that both cheeks on her ass jiggle and become red. When the jiggling commences you must scream Mavel Tov to complete the act.
So I met this girl on Birthright and within 3 days into the trip I had her in my hotel room doing the Jerusalem jiggle.
Jerusalem Jiggle by Toby88 April 26, 2016

Jerusalem Face Lift 

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs 

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs